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Archive for August, 2008

Your newborn will act like a baby.  It’s normal, I guess.
Putting the new diaper beneath the old diaper is a vital act of congress in terms of baby laws.
Sometimes young children cry for no reason, similar to a similar gender unlike myself that will remain nameless.
Simply by acting goofy, you can keep the audience rolling [...]

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Oftentimes in Youth Ministry, spiritual lingo is used such as “Live for Christ” or “Follow after Jesus” or “Work hard spiritually”….What do these words mean to the average teenager?  Could they put these into tangible, measurable words for you if you asked them?  Maybe they can, maybe you gave a little chuckle with these questions.
Without [...]

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Olympics In Heaven

Will there be Olympics in heaven? Put that in the file with, “Will I have Chipotle burritos for dinner every night in heaven?” & “Will my fridge be stocked with I.B.C. Root Beer” in my mansion in heaven?” with questions that really have no real significance in the grand scheme of things.

However, in the spirit [...]

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Jonas brothers!  Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!  Recently, FOX aired the 2008 Teen Choice Awards.  And each time those two words “Jonas Brothers” were uttered, an enormous shockwave of verbal exclamations came from the young crowd.  I’m serious.  It was like an Oprah giveaway show.
FOX was so smart though.  They knew who the main consumers of America are.  The [...]

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