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Sports 

Did anyone else hear about the golfer and the annoying bird last week?  Apparently, he was taping a “Hit like a Pro” video and had an annoying bird in the background that wouldn’t shut it’s beak.  So, rather than have someone shoo the bird away, he proceeded to hit balls at the tree.  After ten tries, he got his wish, the bird stopped its noisy annoyance….it stopped because the golf ball hit the bird between the eyes.   I guess the bird was hit so hard it was bleeding from its nostrils.  I don’t know about you, but doesn’t that just validate his DVD of how to “Hit like a Pro”.  Too bad the bird is on the endangered list and he is facing a $10,000 fine.   Oops!

Entertainment 

So we have created this culture of following…..check that….worshipping celebrities.  Mary Kate eating a donut!  Ludacris is filling his gas tank!  George Clooney itching his armpit!  What is wrong with people.  Anyways, the celebrities are now fighting back.  They are playing pranks on the popparazzi by purposely setting up fake situations to confuse them.  It is basically another “Punk’d” show, but on the media instead of the celebrities.  It is called Pop Fiction, and it seems like a good idea.  We shall see how it plays out.

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2 thoughts on “Headlines

  1. shannon says:

    baby, what an amazing blog! 🙂 i love you! but i think you need to spice things up with some pictures and movies of our beautiful daughter…i think you would have more hits! love you love you love you!

  2. Pastor Aarron says:

    Baby??? I think I threw up in my mouth a little!

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