Daily Archives: July 5, 2008

Top 5 Things Not to Do at a Wedding…

At a wedding today, so I thought this was appropriate…

  1. Sing “Here comes the bride, all fat and wide” to the person next to you as the music plays.
  2. Ask the waiter for ketchup at the rehearsal dinner (did that last night…apparently it’s a rude thing to do…not in my house)
  3. When the minister says “Speak now or forever hold your peace” – that is a really bad time to yawn and stretch
  4. Get in a rumble over the bouquet or garter belt (or whatever it’s called). Yeah, I caught one of those before, didn’t know what to do with it, so I gave it back. What is the proper etiquette there? I just felt as awkward as a peacock with a haircut.
  5. Act like your on “The Bachelor” and seek out your soul mate…cuz chances are you are related to half the selections.